Well, Happy New Year! This is the first post of 2012 that I am making, and of course, I’m going to talk about my eventful NYE last night. Get ready.
So Penny and Meg came to my house, with Meg coming straight from the airport, and to my surprise, these two guys we know dropped her off. They are well known stoners, but they are actually really nice guys. One of them, Jordan, is pretty good friends with Penny and Meg, having hooked up with both of them in the past. My first thought when I saw them was “Great. Now they know where I live and what number my unit is.” Is that a bitchy thought? No, because I don’t like people who I’m not associated with, or even acquaintances with, to know where I live. That’s kind of weird, isn’t it?
Anyway, my dad drops us off at this party and not a lot of people were there yet. This is around 8pm, mind you, so no one was really drinking. There was a bunch of adults there, which I felt awkward about. Yeah, let’s fuck shit up and get drunk in front of these random adults! There was also this group of guys there that no one knew. (They come up later in the story…) But there was almost our whole group there, except for Eleanor. So the niggaz were reunited! Me, Durell, Tyreese, and Penny (Meg isn’t part of the niggaz… yet). Then Eleanor turned up and it was a proper reunion!
More people I knew started turning up and Durell brought Vodka so we got stuck into that like alcoholics and then the real night started.
I had one drink of vodka and lemonade and I was already feeling it. One fucking drink. My alcohol tolerance has all of a sudden changed.. but that was okay. So I was hanging around my group, talking to Nanami (fucking hardcore girl, seriously), Bridie (who was talking in her Irish accent for like the whole night because alcohol does that to her), and a bunch of our other friends.
Penny had already found the boys and was talking to three of them, as well as Jordan and Brad (the two guys who dropped Meg off at my house).
I lost track of Eleanor some time after I went out to have a cigarette with Nanami and Chris. I only had one left so we were just sharing it, which made me pretty sad. Then surprise, surprise, here comes Penny with this group of guys who conveniently had smokes. Chris went inside, but Nanami and I stayed as these guys introduced themselves to us. There was two Alex’s. One was talking to Penny pretty much the whole time and he was really cute, and actually nice compared to the guys Penny usually gets with. Then there was Sleazy Alex. That’s what I’m calling him because he was. Then there was this fat guy we never talked to, and this other nerdy guy who was trying to look all tough smoking a cigarette.
Then the mother of the guy who was hosting this gracious party came up and started to talk to the guys. Apparently she knows them pretty well. They were complimenting her and Nanami and I were just awkwardly off the side. We just wanted a cigarette. We finally got a few but they were rollies. Fucking rollies. But I was too drunk to care. They were really strong, and god, I can’t imagine chaining them. Argh! Give me my menthol cigs, thanks.
So within 15 minutes of introducing himself, Sleazy Alex was getting in with Nanami. This is what he said, and please, refrain from falling to your knees and exclaiming “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING LADIES’ MAN!”
He said to Nanami “Wow, you’re Asian. I love Asians. Where are you from?”
Nanami says “I’m from Japan.”
He goes “Oh my fucking god! Japan! I love Japan!”
Clearly this guy just wanted a lay and was trying to get in with her any way he could. Well, it worked because they ended up making out for a good ten minutes against someone’s car on the drive way. It also worked the other four times when he hooked up with four different girls. He even took the virginity of one poor girl, and I feel so bad for her! Meg told me there was blood on the bed… which disturbs me because how could Meg know that? It’s never party unless some poor helpless drunken girl is taken advantage of…
Anyway, it was so awkward because Penny was with this other Alex guy, and between all of this, Brad somehow turned up. So we were awkwardly making small conversation because we don’t really talk a lot unless we are both drunk. At a party a few months ago, Penny and I ended up walking a good 2 kilometres to Chris’ house with Brad for cigarettes and… other things.
Then Sleazy Alex was saying how he got an OP 4 and is going to study to be a doctor. First of all, let me say that Sleazy Alex looked like a dumb arse fuckwit. I know it’s mean to judge a person like that, but he didn’t ooze intelligence. I outright laughed at him and told him I didn’t believe him. I think I offended him but I didn’t really care.
After that, we all made our way inside and I ended up going out the back onto the patio with friends and ended up having a really long conversation with Chris about music and concerts and how the only way to truly enjoy going to them is going intoxicated with illegal substances. When we finished talking to him, I said drunkenly “Wow, it feels like we talked about that for over an hour!” And he laughed and agreed. Oh, Marina. Classic drunk.
It was near midnight then so we all slowly make our way inside, and by this time, Eleanor had left because she wasn’t feeling well, and I’d lost track of Penny. As always. As Durell and I are walking up the stairs, Durell falls into the fly screen door, breaking it, and in turn, knocking me awkwardly to the ground on the stairs. We couldn’t stop laughing whilst Bridie frantically asked us if we were okay. Bless Bridie.
I rang in the New Year with all my friends around me and it was so great. :) I thought ringing in the New Year drunk would be a bad way to start the New Year, but it was the complete opposite!
For a while I continued to hang out with my group and then Durell and I wanted cigarettes so we walked to the petrol station that was a couple of blocks away only to find out it was closed. Mother fuckers! We had to walk all the way back, and then, I lost Durell.
I was hanging outside the front with some random people I don’t talk to much. One guy kept repeatedly saying that he was my bitch and that my purple and blue hair was pretty much the fucking trippiest/coolest thing he’d ever seen. It was so fucking random and hilarious!
It was time to go by then and Penny’s mum was taking me, Meg, Penny and Durell home. Crisis! We couldn’t find Durell anywhere. He had literally disappeared. I ended up sending him a distressing drunken text saying how sorry we were and how we hoped he was okay. I still feel so bad! But he messaged back several times and said “Its okay.” So I don’t know what that means at all..
I also sent a few drunken texts I severely regret, but it’s not a true fucked up night unless you send some texts that make you cringe.
A lot of other stuff happened, but my memory is still a little muddled, and I don’t want to bore you all!
My hangover wasn’t that bad this morning either. Well, not until later. So, that’s a plus!
Happy New Year everyone :)