I am the Scrooge of Christmas.

Yes, it is true. I’m not a huge fan of Christmas, and here’s why:

• When shopping during Christmas, all you hear is annoying carols being played 24/7.
• If you don’t have a lot of money, you can’t buy a lot of presents. That’s no fun at all.
• Here in Australia, it isn’t even a white Christmas. It’s fucking hot and it’s Summer. If I lived in the Northern Hemisphere, I reckon I would love Christmas. But because it’s Summer when we have Christmas, the worst season in my opinion, it’s completely shit.

I think that’s all really. I just find Christmas time totally annoying; everyone’s like “OMMGGMG CHRISTMASSS BLAHHBLALH” and I’m not like that. The only good thing about this time of year is the food, and ultimately, the presents. However big or small. Oh, and an excuse to watch Home Alone 1, 2 and 3. Best Christmas movies in my opinion!

Despite my apathetic mood for Christmas, there are still some things I would like to see glistening under the Christmas tree on Christmas morning. Well, we don’t even have a tree up this year because we can’t really be bothered. Anyway, these are the things I would like (since I’ve been meaning to make a X-Mas which list for a while):

• All three seasons of True Blood, and all seasons of Glee plus the Glee Live Concert. Yes, I love Glee… It’s just so amazing! And what do you know, Glee comes up on my iTunes shuffle just as I’m writing about it.
• Anything David Bowie related – vinyls, cds, shirts, dvds, anything!
• A record player. I need one to play all my cool/lame vinyls on because mum threw our other one out.
• Some really good headphones. Like, legit ones, because I listen to music way too much.
•  BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS! I can’t fucking stop reading, and there’s so many books I always want to read!
• Some cigarettes please :)

That’s about it. A pretty extensive list, if you ask me. But since I’m so poor, I doubt I’ll get everything I want, which is okay because I can always save up money and get it myself. Weow!

If you didn’t already know by now, I sincerely love making lists. It’s not even lists that help me become more organised because I am a severely messy and unorganised person. I just love making pointless, useless lists that occupy my time and then I never look at them again. So you’ll probably be seeing more lists on this blog in the future.

Bah humbug, my darlings!

Ziggy xo.